Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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