my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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