I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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