i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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