did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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