I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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