Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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