Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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