so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Randomize
