also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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