I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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