he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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