Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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