U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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