Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Farmville is her only friend.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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