Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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