I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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