mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
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I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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