Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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