Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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