no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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