He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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