Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
This baby is an asshole
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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