I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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