sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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