But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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