So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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