Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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