woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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