I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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