Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I currently don't understand fingers.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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