Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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