i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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