Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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