I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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