What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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