just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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