That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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