Nicole vs. Life
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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