like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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