with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You coming home soon, man?
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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