I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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