...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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