My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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