he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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