if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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