Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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