Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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