I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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