Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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