Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
