My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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