her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just want to make out with him forever
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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